Writing a dialogue for the first time: (hopefully, every1 will like it!!)
Characters: 3 girls from Mulund - Foram, Deepika and Darshita. Aditya Save from Thane!
A typical scene happening in Mulund!!!
The prev night (confy call): "Lecture kitne baje hai? Oho, jaane wale ho? Thik hai! Jaate hai! Achha listen, plz gimme a wake up call! I dont wanna be late tomorrow!"
Next day morning (very earlyyyyyy (super duper late, actually)): "Jaana hai kya college? Waise bhi bahot late hai?"
"Tum batao. Agar jaana hai toh jaldi utho. Nahi toh main bhi soo jaati hoon!"
"Ok. Lets do it. 1 hour mein station! Ok??"
"Kahan ho? Main abhi nikli ghar se". "Achha thik hai. I'll leave now"
Biggest doubt of the morning: "Save has reached station. As usual. How does he manage to reach on time?"
"Darshi bhi abhi just nikal rahi hai! I hope sab time pe aa jaaye".
(Unlimited reasons for being late: Rickshaw he nahi hai; wallet bhul gayi; file bhul gayi; chappal tut gayi; bus bhi nahi hai; arre yaar, traffic; etc etc.. )
Punishment for being on time: "Ticket lena hai kya? Save ko bol deti hoon! Hamesha jaldi aata hai woh!"
"I am on the bridge. Train ka announcement ho gaya hai. Kahan ho tum?"
"Save ka call aaya. Train has left Thane. Finally. These trains are never on time. Koi bechara insaan kabhi time pe nahi pahoch sakta." (Contrary to the fact that, we are already half hour late!!)
"Aishu ka phone aaya tha. Woh toh Bandra bhi pohauch gayi"! (Giggle, laugh)!
"Vikhroli station". Will be remembered for good reason!!
Yeh fast train bhi naa! Slow se bhi slow chalti hai"
"Ppl know we are alwaz late. Fir bhi puchhte hai"! Shee baba!
@ Dadar station! "Logon ko zara bhi akkal nahi hai"!
"Arre yeh fast train mulund halting hai; chalo wapis ghar chale jaate hain"!
"Jaldi chalo. 1 min mein train aa jaayegi"! Aree toh kya, next 2 min mein dusri aayegi!"
SMS to (All guys who promise to meet @ bandra station): "Arre kidhar hai tu. We are reaching station now."
Reply: " Lecture has started. I am in class. Come soon!"
(Such a tragic life. They promise to meet us. And then, they go without us!! haha!!)
"As the station arrives: Ok bye DP! I'll see you soon"! Zara king tak round maarke aao! (This is my favourite 1!!!!)
"Aree yeh Bandra station bhi naa. Kabhi koi rickshaw achha nahi hota. Natak toh dekho!"
Finally 1 rick-wala agrees after a 3D search by all in all directions.
Dp: "Thankyou bhaiyaa"!
Foram: "Isme bhi thankyou? Its his duty."
Dp: "Ek toh lekar jaa raha hai aur tum........"
Foram: "We also attend lectures. Thats our duty. No1 thanks us for that????"
Save: "Pehle kabhi toh time pe aao, fir main thankyou bolta hoon"!
Silence... Long silence...!! (All deciding about how to ever reach on time!!)
Suddenly: "Bhaiya zara jaldi nikalo. Yeh signal naa. Its soo irritating"!
"Lo aa gaya tumhara Vodafone store"!
"Itni se galli hai. Fir bhi sabko isi mein se he jaana hai. Itni badi gaadi hai fir bhi log itne kanjus hai naa kya batau".
"Wow! yeh paintings kitni mast hai naa"!
"Right lena right! Abhi seedha lena!" All 3 have to say together..!!
Oh No!! Time to pay.. Chalu.. Maramari..
Save: Arre me deta hoon naa.
Dp: Nai bola naa. Chup chap le.
Save: Falltugiri naa kar.
Dp: Arre main sirf mera share de rahi hoon naa.
Foram: ho gaya??
Finally we pay him.
Foram (with a naughty expression): Arre Dp, tumne thankyou nai bola rick-wale ko. He dropped us safe?
Dp(with a sigh): Thank you bhaiyaaa!(thats the 2nd, 3rd or 4th time) Fofo tum bhi naa. Buri ho!
Rick-wala is also wondering whats wrong!! But as usual, even we dunno whats wrong!!
Foram: Save, yeh le rick ka, ticket ka!
Save: Jaate waqt dena tu. Abhi chal.
Dp (raising the pitch): arre le aur finish karo abhi. We r late! Chaloo..
And then, 2 or 3 floors of stairs.
And ppl ask why do we look so tired early in the morning!!!
Its the beginning of the end!! The bestest journey ever!!
nicee,,hehe.
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